Statt-us Update 3-22-19

Here’s a quick way to get caught up on what’s going on in the world. Everyday B-105’s StattMan puts together a collection of news stories that might impact the average person in Cincinnati. Nothing political or to heavy, just good country fun.

A Cincinnatian’s guide to Collage Basketball 2019 

-Cincinnati gets No. 7 seed, will play No. 10 Iowa Today  in Columbus, Ohio (12:15 p.m.

-Kentucky gets No. 2 seed, beat No. 15 Abilene Christian yesterday 79-44

-NKU gets No. 14 seed, will play No. 3 Texas Tech in Tulsa Today (1:30 p.m.)

-Louisville is out. They lost to No. 10 seed Minnesota yesterday 86-76

-Ohio State gets No. 11 seed, will play No. 6 Iowa State Today in Tulsa, Oklahoma (9:50 p.m.)

These Are The Wild Things That Are More Likely To Happen Than Having A Perfect Bracket

According to, the the odds of picking all 63 games in the NCAA Tournament correctly are an insane 1 in 9.2 quintillion. You have better odds:

-Being injured by a toilet: one in 10,000 odds
-Being struck by lightning in a year: one in 700,000 odds
-Becoming a billionaire in the United States: one in 785,166 odds
-Being killed by a shark: one in 3.7 million odds
-Getting drafted into the NBA: one in 6.8 million odds
-Becoming President of the United States: one in 10 million odds
-Becoming an Olympic gold medalist: one in 23.4 million odds
-Getting killed by a falling coconut: one in 250 million odds
-Winning the Powerball jackpot: one in 292 million odds
-Making eight half-court shots in a row: one in 39 trillion odds
-Guessing a nine-character password with an uppercase, a lowercase and a number on the first try: one in 14 quadrillion odds
-Sinking a hole-in-one, getting a 5-card royal flush in poker and winning $1 million in the lottery all in the same day: one in 4.2 quintillion odds

‘Forrest Gump’ Screenwriter Reveals Why The 9/11 Attacks Caused Him To Trash His Fully Completed Sequel

Googling Your Birthday With The Words ‘Florida Man’ Might Be The Best Viral Challenge Ever

‘I miss those days’: Courteney Cox Visited The iconic Friends apartment in New York City