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Statt-us Update 3/10/21 – Today’s Headlines & More


President’s Dog Out of the White House, Into The Doghouse

 Champ and Major, had been moved after Major had what one person described as a “biting incident” with a member of the White House’s security staff.

The dogs joined the Bidens at the White House shortly after the Bidens relocated to Washington. Since then, they have been allowed to roam unleashed on the White House grounds and have been given carte blanche to explore the complex.  “They really don’t have any rules, they’re really good dogs,” Dr. Biden [said in February]. 

Major was part of a six-pup litter that had been exposed to toxins and were nursed back to health before the agency listed them for adoption.

There is a new internet theory that Major’s exposure to chemicals gave him super-powers.  The dog’s powers may have started to develop, like laser eyes or extendo-paws.  There could be a potential National Security problem if Major uses his new found powers on the White House lawn. It could lead to someone finding out the chemical mixture and creating an army of super evil dogs to take over the world.  Major can now conduct secret rescue missions from his underground Doghouse headquarters.

Disney CEO Says ‘Black Widow’ Will Release In May

Buckingham Palace Releases Statement Responding To Harry And Meghan’s Racism Accusations

“The whole family is saddened to learn the full extent of how challenging the last few years have been for Harry and Meghan,” the official statement begins.

“The issues raised, particularly that of race, are concerning. While some recollections may vary, they are taken very seriously and will be addressed by the family privately.

Harry, Meghan and Archie will always be much loved family members.”

Is The Stimulus Finally Coming?

A third round of stimulus payments is expected to be on the way later this month. The payments are included in a sweeping $1.9 trillion Covid relief package and are worth up to $1,400 per person, including dependents. So a couple with two children could receive up to $5,600

Cincinnati representatives meet with FIFA to discuss 2026 World Cup bid

ESPN Set Fell On Top Of Panelist