StattMan’s job has been in limbo for the past 24 hours. He broke the boss’s pencil sharpener. Our boss Grover is very particular about his stuff, everything has a place. Grover and his Boston Electric Pencil Sharpener have a lot of history together, sentimental value. So StattMan needs to fix it or replace it and they don’t make this sharpener anymore. So does Statt get to keep his job?

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