StattMan’s Daughter Has The Dress-Code Blues

StattMan’s daughter is going into Middle School and the dress code just changed. Kids shorts must be long enough for their fingers to touch fabric when their hands are at their side. The problem is Statt’s daughter is tall like her dad. All shorts look too short on her. He needs some parenting advice and our co-worker Debbie aka “Jerseylicious” came to the rescue.